I have never laughed so hard and been turned on at the same time…
| Daughter: | But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r- |
|---|---|
| Katniss: | WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE |
| Katniss: | I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN |
| Katniss: | SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN |
| Daughter: | Mom you always pull this speech on- |
| Katniss: | CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM |
| Peeta: | ALSO |
| Peeta: | YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES |
| Peeta: | SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE |
| Daughter: | Dad why are you even- |
| Peeta: | MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE. |
| Katie: | Also holy shit okay |
|---|---|
| Katie: | Last thing |
| Katie: | Made me pee each time it appeared |
| Katie: | Ceasar Flickerman? |
| Stephanie: | i like that actor |
| Katie: | He's uh |
| Katie: | He's played by Stephen Colbert |
| Katie: | It's Colbert |
| Katie: | In a blue pompador |
| Katie: | And I'm pretty sure his cohost is patton oswalt but I'm not positive |
| Stephanie: | stanley tucci as stephen colber as ceasar flickerman |
| Katie: | WAIT IS IT NOT STEPHEN COLBERT |
| Stephanie: | it is not |
| Katie: | IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM |
| Stephanie: | it is that guy who plays every gay guy in every movie ever |
| Katie: | Oh my god |
| Katie: | The movie is ruined |
| Stephanie: | I am sorry |
| Stephanie: | you do not watch enough stephen colbert |
| Katie: | I hate it I'm going to burn every copy of it ever |
| Stephanie: | I'm sorry to break your bubble into a thousand tiny bubble pieces |
| Katie: | I hate the world Why was that not stephen |
